The culchie kiddies are out in force. This place is agog with all the nerks fresh out of school thinking they're big people now. The sort who will say "are you going down the street?" to mean going into town as they are used to life in incestuous hamlets in Fermanagh. Result is that there is a hell of a lot of faffing around being done whilst old lags like me try to remain our usual unruffled selves. Tobacco always helps, of course.